13th Sep 201401:201 note
Mankind is God’s feces
I need this in my possession, really I do.

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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drawsshits:

Mark Sheppard - NJ Con 2014
11th Sep 201402:35120 notes

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

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Me:

Why is this book over

Me:

Why couldn't it be longer

Me:

What am I supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*

Me:

Don't look at me like that

everkings:

unicornempire:

euclase:

Hey followers, the CW is currently holding a contest for posters.

What’s the prize for this contest? ”Winners will receive social notoriety.”

That sounds great, right?

Actually, it’s pretty shitty. The CW is taking advantage of its fans, most of whom are…

100000% spot on. Don’t work for free - you’re awesome, and you deserve to be paid.

urhajos:

Carbine
11th Sep 201401:57816 notes

Monster, Sam. You’re a monster.
11th Sep 201401:571,908 notes
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wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…

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